We've got a great list is some amazing football puns including fans, players, the field, the ball and much more.
Why did the center walk off the field? The Quarterback told him to hike.
He who fumbles must be humble.
Step away from that chicken; it's a personal fowl!
The fans were having a ball at the game.
Why was the tight end reading a book on the twenty-yard line? It was a red zone read.
I tried to give up football, but I couldn't kick the habit.
How did the defense know the halfback was going to run the ball? He left the huddle crying.
He led the tailgate in all-purpose garbage.
How can a long bomb also be a Hail Mary? It makes no sense.
If a first-round draft pick can be a bust, can a fifth-round draft pick be a boom?
Talk with your pads, play with your heart.
Our coach is kind of a big dill.
Friends don't let friends auto draft.
Does a football player drink penal-tea?
A football player wears a face mask on Halloween.
Coach wants you to go into the game. He needs a substitute to take a knee.
Did you see the guy who took the girl's chip? It was an illegal block.
The football players all got together and danced at the Foot Ball.
What do you call a dozen chubby guys dancing together at half time? Backfield in motion.
The ghost of Christmas passes was how Scrooge won the game.
A boxer is one kind of dog that doesn't like to play football.
Why did the quarterback scramble for his job? So, he wouldn't get sacked.
The receiver ran a buttonhook route too well; his pants fell.
Did you hear about the center that wore hiking shoes? Rim shot.
Did you hear about the fans attending the Super Bowl? They were having a ball!
What do you call a woman hustling a guy at a tailgate party? Backward pass.
All the fans in the stands can chill the game.
I like big punts, and I cannot lie.
Why didn't the skeleton play football? He was caught in the coffin corner.
Football is the only time you can knock somebody out and not go to jail for it.
Why don't they serve ice in drinks at my college stadium anymore? The student that had the recipe graduated.
Did you hear about the fishing hook that was oversensitive? It was a defensive tackle.
Why was the quarterback such a good player? He was outworking the competition.
Guard the Yard!
Casper, the friendly ghost, got asked to join a football team because they needed a little team spirit.
Did you hear about the broken chair at the tailgate? It folds under pressure.
The refs couldn't measure for a first down, someone was yanking the chain.
You can practice all you want, but if you can't play, it's a lost cause.
What do you call it when a football player suffers an injury in his last game before retirement? Gridirony.
Punters like to sing, “I get a kick out of you.”
When do they call “past interference”? When you go back in time and change things, so your team wins.
If you can't play with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
Did you hear about the chickens that were football fans? They egged their team on.
Action speaks louder than your coach.