Sport Puns

If you play sports then you'll probably need a funny pun to break that awkward moment or something to throw your opponent off their game.

Football Puns

I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.

I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.

I’m establishing my punning game early today.

I’ve been getting blitzed all game.

Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible.

I made a snap decision to watch football today.

No intentional frowning is allowed here.

Football is one habit I will never kick.

Give me some pigskin!

I like big punts and I cannot lie.

I’m feeling tail-great.

What's the best quality in a golf partner?
They play worse than you do!

Golf is the easiest game in the world.
It's just really hard to play.

What are a golfer's favorite flowers?
Fore-get-me-nots.

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
The Bogeyman.

What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.

Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?
Dunkin' Donuts.

What is the favorite sport of a bass fish?
Bass-get-ball.

What is Santa's favorite basketball team?
The New York Old St. Nicks.

Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
Because she ran away from the ball

Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball? She had a pumpkin for a coach!

A baseball pitcher asked if he had a good curveball, but wanted a straight answer.

Which baseball player holds water? The pitcher!

You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.