Food Puns
Foood is universal, everyone has to eat. So everyone should love food puns, right? Just imagine your grandma laughing uncontrollable at the dinner table or your friend spitting up their morning coffee at a funny pun.
Coffee Puns
Where do coffee beans go to drink?
The coffee bar.
What do baby coffee beans sip milk out of?
Their drippy cups.
What kind of music do coffee beans like?
Frappe music.
What is coffee's favorite newspaper to read?
The French Press.
Why did the coffee pit need a break?
To blow off some steam.
Why do coffee beans like to camp?
Because they like roasting by the fire.
What did the two coffee enthusiasts say when they got married?
We’re meant to bean together!
What do beans say to their Valentines?
You keep me grounded.
Donut Puns
What do you call a cute donut?
Adoughrable!
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What kind of donuts can fly?
A plain one!
Where’s a donuts favorite vacation spot?
The Sahara dessert!
Why did the donut decide to become a priest?
It always felt very hole-y!
What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day!
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!
Why did the donut start going to therapy?
It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!
What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
Hole-y water!
How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?
Jam-packed!
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
To get a filling!
What do you call a Jamaican donut?
Cinnamon!
What do donuts wear to weddings?
Tuxedoughs!
Egg Puns
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
Where’s the best place to get information about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
What does a meditating egg say?
Ohmmmmmmmlet.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
Inside an egg-loo!
Why did the egg cross the road?
To get to the Shell station!
What do you call a scared egg?
Terri-fried!