Animal Puns

We love animals but sometimes we need a good laugh. Here's a punny list of animal puns. Enjoy!

Bird Puns

How were the birds able to throw a successful event?
Because everyone was pigeon in.

What do you call a bird in prison?
A jailbird.

What do you give a sick bird?
Medical tweetment.

Why did the parrot stop performing at the circus?
Because he said it was too much of a birden.

What should you never do to an angry bird?
Ruffle its feathers.

Why did the bird get in trouble in school?
Because he was caught peeping on the test.

Why did the rooster cross the road?
Because he wasn’t chicken.

What do you call a feline who plays instruments?
A meowsician.

Why did the cat go to jail?
For littering.

Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.

What did the cat order at Taco Bell?
A purrito.

What do cats write their homework on?
Paypurr.

What do felines put on to solve problems
Their thinking cats.

What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.

What do cats wear to smell good?
Purr-fume.

What couldn’t the kitten ever get anything done?
Because he had bad pro-cat-stination.

Why do cats tell jokes?
Because they love kitten around.

How did the Scottish dog react when it saw a ghost?
He was Terrier-fied.

What is a dog’s favorite type of homework to do?
A Lab report.

What did the dog say after a long day of hard work?
Today was ruff.

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.

What did the Dalmatian say after eating?
That hit the spot.

What did the dog hear after its performance?
A round of appaws.

How did the puppy feel after losing his play ball?
Really pawful.

What do you call a magician?
A Labracadarabrador.

Who are always around famous pups?
Their pawdyguards.